liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen
tiennae:

(not sorry to break it to you)

roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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spankmehardbarry:

dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

logan this one’s for you
thoughtsofablackgirl:

"Love In the Time of Tear Gas."  Picture from Ferguson
-Pierre

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

theodorepython:

rameninblack:

something is seriously wrong with these icons like
the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 
the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 
the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons
did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

notwifi:

when someone you don’t know tries to read you

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

blissfully-zen:

dreamfulartist:

psyducked:


stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse



The coolest fucking picture tho

heart:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”